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Ring .... ring ...., ring ….
Leo: Hello?
Caller: Hello. This is Second Union Bank, calling for George.
Leo: This is Jurge
Caller: We are calling today to offer you protection for you credit card. We have a wealth of new services that you can now
avail yourself of and ….
Leo: Scuse me. Will this cost money?
Caller: Initially, but it will save you money in case of unauthorized use of your card!
Leo: You mean if someone uses Jurges, I mean, my card, he, I mean, I am protected?
Caller: Yes, exactly! For that and also for identity theft!
Leo: Identity theft? How does that work?
Caller: If someone takes your social security number, home address and credit card number, they can use that to create a new
identity and charge thousands of dollars that you could be responsible for.
Leo: Really? Hmmmmmm
Caller: Are you interested?
Leo: Very. But first, to prove who you are, I need my social security number and my credit card number, so I know that you
say you are who you are. If you are the bank, then you have my history right?
Caller: (Provides the information)
Leo: ok - sign me up for everything!
Caller: Does that include our discount shopping club, our travel club and our life insurance plans too?
Leo: Sure, as long as you charge it to Jurges, I mean my credit card. When is the life insurance effective?
Caller: As soon as you make the first payment.
Leo: If you can charge it to my card right now and make my best buddy Leo the beneficiary, I will take $1,000,000.00 of the
insurance. His name is Leo, last name is spelled K A T.
Caller: Why thank you Mr. B
Leo: No, thank you! One last thing.
Caller: Yes?
Leo: If your travel service also covers private limousine service, can you send over a cappachino from Dunkin Donuts and charge
the drink and the fare to my credit card right now? In fact, daily delivery at 8 AM would be great! I am house bound and cannot
get out much.
Caller: I am sure that we can provide service to you. Should just be about an hour.
Leo: Thanks - oh, and please do not call here again, ok?
Caller: OK.
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