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Leo: “Hey Jurge, here you go!”
George: “What’s this, Leo?”
Leo: “ I wrote up a subpoena so I could take you onto Judged by Judy and get $1,000.000.00 from you!”
George: “And just what would you be taking me to court for?”
Leo: “For being a moron. For taking over my side of the bed. For not letting me drive your car. And for being cruel
to a sweet looking cat!”
George: “Leo, you cannot sue me for $1,000,000.00 because the maximum you can sue for is $5,000.00 on that show. Besides,
there is no law against being a moron, you sleep on the sofa and cats are not allowed to drive cars! And think about this,
just because you look sweet, Jude Judy will see right through you because you would not be able to look straight into her
eyes. Judge Judy will beat you into a pulp and you will look foolish on TV in front of a national audience.”
Leo: ”Oh.”
George: “So you want to go out and get a cappuccino instead? My treat!”
Leo: “Sure!”
Leo: ‘Jurge”
George: “Yes Leo”
Leo: “I really did not mean it. Except for the moron part, it was all a lie. Love you man!”
George: “Love you too Leo. Lets go.”
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